That skinny neighbor kid who was taking Karate would’ve been much more intimidating if I were a thin piece of wood.
Funny thoughts on martial arts
4.26.2013
Sometimes the best way to say hello to someone is to give them a solid roundhouse kick to the face.
4.10.2013
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from disco, it’s that cats are really good at Kung Fu.
11.19.2010
I created a martial art that mixes Ninjutsu, Kendo, Kung Fu, Jiu-Jitsu, Nihontodo, and Sanchin-Ryu. I call it Nintendo Fujitsu Nissan.