At some point you have to admit your wifeon a firefighter and that’s why she keeps burning down the house.
Funny thoughts on marriage
Never try to be someone you’re not, because then people are like, “Hey! You’re not my husband!” and then they
A diamond ring is asymbol for a new marriage. We should have engagement kittens.
My wife gave me kisses for Valentine’s Day. Now at workwho passes by. Chocolate makes me sound like a whore.
Maria Sharapova has a mean backhand, but so does my wife whenever I try to
Newlywed reaction toOoh, cozy! Later marriage reaction: I’m getting an elbow to the face in my sleep tonight!
I don’t know about long-term health benefits, but dark chocolate has done wonders forover the years.
Me:My wife: “No, I said you’re deaf.”