New product idea: Burger-shaped robot that assists you with everything.Helper.
Funny thoughts on marketing
Why do people get so upset about hoarding?Snuggies and Pasta Boats.
I heard an ad today that asked, “Are you tired of taking yourNo I am not.
Do you thinkreally loved Jello that much, or do you think they paid him to do all those ads?
New product idea:pre-mixed with ketchup. I’m calling it ketchturd.
I find marketing is just really misunderstood.
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Doing dishes the other night I noticed we have some Miracle Blade III knives. Ifwhy did they redesign them twice?
I want to be a voice actor injust so I can say, “I’m not a booger, but I play one on TV.”