New product idea: Burger-shaped robot that assists you with everything. Call it Hamburger Helper.
Funny thoughts on marketing
2.5.2013
Why do people get so upset about hoarding? Somebody has to buy all those Snuggies and Pasta Boats.
5.16.2012
I heard an ad today that asked, “Are you tired of taking your hormone medication?” No I am not.
3.13.2012
Do you think Bill Cosby really loved Jello that much, or do you think they paid him to do all those ads?
3.6.2012
New product idea: Mustard pre-mixed with ketchup. I’m calling it ketchturd.
2.14.2012
I find marketing is just really misunderstood.
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7.2.2010
Doing dishes the other night I noticed we have some Miracle Blade III knives. If they’re such a miracle, why did they redesign them twice?
9.1.2009
I want to be a voice actor in nasal decongestant ads just so I can say, “I’m not a booger, but I play one on TV.”
