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	<title>Dan of the Day &#187; mankind</title>
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		<title>Fireplaces</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 21:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It took man thousands of years to come up with modern central heating, and now we think it's neat if a home has a fireplace.]]></description>
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		<title>Hope for Humanity</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hope for humanity? I lost mine the day I saw a grown man pick his nose and eat it.]]></description>
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		<title>Next Evolutionary Step</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mankind&#8217;s next evolutionary step: less digestive gas.]]></description>
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		<title>Mankind&#8217;s Best Discoveries</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mankind's best discoveries: fire, the wheel, mozzarella sticks.]]></description>
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