New book idea: Harry Pottery Barn, aboutoverpriced home decor.
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Instead of flying,should eat all the crumbs that fall on it so you never have to vacuum.
Every time a door closes, another opens, but only if you live in a magical house with
Inthey can grow back bones, heal deadly wounds and reverse a coma, but apparently nothing can be done for bad eyesight.
Do Voodoo dolls really work? Becauseshould be writhing in agony by now.
If Ronald McDonald can make hamburgers out of thin air, why doeshave to steal them? Just give the man a burger.
Ronald McDonald has never produced hamburgers out of thin air for me. So no, I don’t believe in magic. Not big-shoe magic, anyway.