‘Tis better to have loved and lost than to have dropped your ice cream in the dirt, because there is no saving that ice cream.
5.9.2011
What the world needs now is love, sweet love. It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of. That, and chocolate hats.
2.14.2011
The difference between conversation hearts and chalk is that you can actually say something meaningful with chalk. Also, chalk tastes better.
7.15.2010
If I had wings, I would soar through the air, flit above the treetops, and strafe the couples kissing in the park.
7.14.2009
Sometimes for fun I put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong. It makes babies fall in love.
5.21.2009
I told her, “Love means never having to say you’re sorry,” but she still demanded an apology.
