Sometimesthey look like their faces just got smashed together.
Funny thoughts on love
You can learn about the power of love by reading a book or watching a movie, but the best source for true understanding is
A good way to start a relationship withis to ask if they like staples or paperclips more.
If you work in a match factory do people call you
My wife gave me kisses for Valentine’s Day. Now at workwho passes by. Chocolate makes me sound like a whore.
‘Tis better to have loved and lost than to have dropped your ice cream in the dirt, because
now is love, sweet love. It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of. That, and chocolate hats.
The difference betweenand chalk is that you can actually say something meaningful with chalk. Also, chalk tastes better.
If I had wings,flit above the treetops, and strafe the couples kissing in the park.