The way to a man’s heart isI’m talking heart disease, here.
Funny thoughts on love
When lovers die in the moviesbut when you kill them in real life it’s just murder.
The best thing inThe second best is using cruise control on a straight road and putting your hands and feet in the air.
Sometimesthey look like their faces just got smashed together.
You can learn about the power of love by reading a book or watching a movie, but the best source for true understanding is
A good way to start a relationship withis to ask if they like staples or paperclips more.
If you work in a match factory do people call you
My wife gave me kisses for Valentine’s Day. Now at workwho passes by. Chocolate makes me sound like a whore.
‘Tis better to have loved and lost than to have dropped your ice cream in the dirt, because
now is love, sweet love. It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of. That, and chocolate hats.