6.28.2010

I’m glad I don’t have a light bulb over my head, because I would have gotten in trouble every time I was told, “Now, don’t get any ideas.”

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3.17.2010

Why do I keep getting asked how many people it takes to screw in a light bulb? For the last time, I DON’T WORK IN FACILITIES MANAGEMENT.