I’ll bet that fora bucket list is just a list of fancy buckets he wishes he owned.
Funny thoughts on life - page 2
I wonder if Keebler Elves ever get tired of beingand yell, “I’m sick of this cookie-cutter life!”
All these people saying,are going to feel pretty stupid someday if it turns out reincarnation is real.
It’s a magical time in life when you finally realize that the only way to be truly happy is towho makes you unhappy.
My life is like a Mexican soap opera. Not because of drama or plot twists, but because most of the time
Life is likeSomeone ate all the good ones, and the rest have bites taken out of them.
Stop complaining about the rain. “OH NO! The liquid necessary to sustain all known forms of life is
The movie Bambi changed my life. When Bambi’s mother died, I vowed to myself that I would never ever EVER live in the forest.
My 9th grade science teacher taught me the most valuable lesson I ever learned:is a protozoa that moves using pseudopodia.
If life is a, I’m just trying to spell out words with my answers. DEADCABDADBADBABE