All you need to be happy in life is a close friend and a swimming pool full of Cheetos.
Funny thoughts on life
I’m still trying to find Sam Hill. I need to figure outin my life.
Live and learn.and learn, if you prefer.
The world isit’s smelly, slimy and will disappoint you when you realize there’s nothing of value in it.
My life coach
Any day when you get to prove thatis a day worth living.
People: “You only live once!” Cats: “You only live nine times!” Dogs:gotta catch my tail, gotta catch my tail…”
If you’re down, just remember what makes all the tough times and hard work worthwhile:
Sometimes something happens that changes your life forever. Like that time you found out that Mickey Mouse is