All these people saying, “You only live once!” are going to feel pretty stupid someday if it turns out reincarnation is real.
Funny thoughts on life
4.5.2012
It’s a magical time in life when you finally realize that the only way to be truly happy is to kill everyone who makes you unhappy.
11.16.2011
My life is like a Mexican soap opera. Not because of drama or plot twists, but because most of the time I have absolutely no idea what’s going on.
10.20.2011
Life is like a box of chocolates. Someone ate all the good ones, and the rest have bites taken out of them.
5.20.2011
Stop complaining about the rain. “OH NO! The liquid necessary to sustain all known forms of life is FALLING FROM THE SKY!”
5.17.2011
The movie Bambi changed my life. When Bambi’s mother died, I vowed to myself that I would never ever EVER live in the forest. Too dangerous.
4.23.2010
My 9th grade science teacher taught me the most valuable lesson I ever learned: the amoeba is a protozoa that moves using pseudopodia.
10.13.2009
If life is a multiple-choice test, I’m just trying to spell out words with my answers. DEADCABDADBADBABE
