“Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I will never trust another human being again.” -Cats
Funny thoughts on lies
– There’s a difference between lay and lie: You lay a book down. You lie if you’re a politician.
in my twenty-two years on this earth, it’s that it’s okay to lie about your age.
Medical studies havedoes not cause hyperactivity in children. Medical studies are full of crap.
When grown adults say, “Pretty please with a cherry on top,”and there is no cherry.
The story about George Washington saying,was all a lie. So you don’t have to be honest anymore.
They saybut if I’d done that I’d still be a nobody instead of a ninja assassin gold medalist billionaire.
Ever get the feeling you’re being watched, and you see eyes in the bushes, so I say,but you don’t believe me?
Okay, I’ll be honest with you.