When grown adults say, “Pretty please with a cherry on top,” it isn’t pretty, and there is no cherry.
Funny thoughts on lies
2.7.2012
The story about George Washington saying, “I cannot tell a lie,” was all a lie. So you don’t have to be honest anymore.
9.28.2011
They say don’t try to be something you’re not, but if I’d done that I’d still be a nobody instead of a ninja assassin gold medalist billionaire.
4.26.2011
Ever get the feeling you’re being watched, and you see eyes in the bushes, so I say, “Help, I fell into this bush!” but you don’t believe me?
6.23.2010
Okay, I’ll be honest with you. Ha! Tricked you again!
4.9.2010
Well, you should trust me. Why would I say I wasn’t a convicted felon if I was?
2.23.2010
IMO, people who say IMHO are lying about the H part.