Braggadocio is a fancy kind of lettuce that only awesome people like me know about.
Background image deriv. of Robert Couse-Baker, http://www.flickr.com/photos/29233640@N07/4461633306/
Sometimes I can’t tell if something is actually funny or I’m justLettuce is funny, right?
To avoid getting lettuce in your teeth when eating in public, just swallow it whole. Also works for corn on the cob.