If there’s one thing I’ve learned from disco, it’s that cats are really good at Kung Fu.
Funny thoughts on lessons learned
3.21.2013
Didn’t your mother teach you, “If you can’t say something intelligent, don’t say anything at all”?
3.12.2013
Live and learn. Or die and learn, if you prefer.
10.12.2011
I think Willy Wonka’s Fizzy Lifting Drink taught us all a valuable lesson: belching is an important skill, and it can save your life.
2.22.2011
I learned from Super Mario that the best way to solve an argument is to throw fireballs, but jumping on a person’s head works too.
1.11.2011
If dodgeball taught me anything, it’s that it’s okay to throw things at other people as long as they’re on the other team.