8.27.2009

Instead of, “Take me to your leader,” I think the first thing aliens would say is, “Can I use your bathroom?”

Klaatu offers a gift in exchange for restroom privileges.

Klaatu offers a gift in exchange for restroom privileges. There aren't a lot of pit stops in space.

Dan's Funny Shirts

The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

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Mullets are hot (because I light them on fire) t-shirt

Mullets Are Hot T-Shirt

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