I always feel a little lazy when I realize it’s 3 PM and I’m still in my pajamas and people in the office are staring at me.
1.13.2012
People are so obsessed about getting the closest parking spot that they miss a spot that would be better for making a quick getaway.
7.13.2011
What you call “lazy,” I call “conservation of energy.” I’m saving the earth by taking this nap.
2.25.2010
Why do for yourself what you could teach a kid to train a monkey to build a robot to do?
9.25.2009
I’m going to attach a fake third leg to my hip. Then I’ll ask everyone to do things for me. “Bad leg, you know.”
