Funny thoughts on laziness
Does anyone else thinkBecause apparently my boss disagrees.
If I had been more honest about myI would have named this Dan of the Week.
Floors are just
Apparentlyto growing the Dan of the Day mailing list is to not actually send out any emails.
Every day, write, “Be awesome,” on your to do list. That way you always have at least one thingas done every night.
Apparently people now thinkand make good pets. So I guess there’s hope for my little brother after all.
Just because I’m unemployedto do pointless things like “get out of bed,” and “shave,” and “take a shower.”