Every day, write, “Be awesome,” on your to do list. That way you always have at least one thing you can check off as done every night.
Funny thoughts on laziness
5.13.2013
Apparently people now think sloths are cute and make good pets. So I guess there’s hope for my little brother after all.
3.25.2013
Just because I’m unemployed doesn’t mean I have time to do pointless things like “get out of bed,” and “shave,” and “take a shower.”
3.6.2013
My dream job is to be Santa Claus. The guy never has to shave, eats whatever he wants and only works one day a year.
1.24.2013
Sometimes you just have to admit you’re not going to get anything else done today. And sometimes this happens while you’re still in bed.
1.11.2013
“You must be the change you wish to find in your couch.” -Mahatma Gandhi, on why it’s okay to spend a lot of time on the sofa.
12.12.2012
I thought of doing something special for 12/12/12, but I didn’t do anything for 11/11/11 or 10/10/10. Maybe next year.
12.10.2012
It’s cold, windy days like today that make me glad I put on pants this morning.
11.20.2012
You like long walks on the beach? I like short walks to my bed. Get a dog or something.
9.10.2012
Apparently “when I feel like it” is not an acceptable target date for project completion.