Every day, write, “Be awesome,” on your to do list. That way you always have at least one thingas done every night.
Funny thoughts on laziness
Apparently people now thinkand make good pets. So I guess there’s hope for my little brother after all.
Just because I’m unemployedto do pointless things like “get out of bed,” and “shave,” and “take a shower.”
My dream job is to beThe guy never has to shave, eats whatever he wants and only works one day a year.
Sometimes you just have to admit you’reAnd sometimes this happens while you’re still in bed.
“You must be the change you wish to-Mahatma Gandhi, on why it’s okay to spend a lot of time on the sofa.
I thought of doingfor 12/12/12, but I didn’t do anything for 11/11/11 or 10/10/10. Maybe next year.
It’s cold, windy days like today that make methis morning.
You like long walks on the beach? I like short walks to my bed. Get
Apparentlyis not an acceptable target date for project completion.