Zoning ordinances are so restrictive. There are legitimate reasons for raising war elephants in your backyard.
Funny thoughts on laws
1.28.2015
There’s no law against disagreeing with people. Or throwing cauliflower at them.
5.10.2013
I know they’re not protected by law, but I still feel really guilty about poaching those eggs.
2.16.2010
Mattress labels are commonly misunderstood. They say, “Not to be removed EXCEPT BY CONSUMER.” So if you take it off you have to eat it.
