When Gandalf the Grey became Gandalf the White, that would have been a really good time for a laundry detergent commercial.
Funny thoughts on laundry
have two evil goals: 1) inconvenience those who put clothes in, and 2) keep the clothes from escaping.
A funny joke would be topaper with a lint roller. When guests complain, say, “What did you do in my washing machine?!”