4.27.2011

If someone asks your occupation, say France. If they don’t laugh, whisper, “But I’m sympathetic to the Resistance,” and give a thumbs up.

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1.5.2011

I keep a smiley face picture on my wall so if I’m ever having a bad day I’ll see it and remember to laugh at stupid people.

2.19.2010

I’m not riding your coattails, I’m pointing at them and laughing.

9.17.2009

People make fun of me for always wearing a welding mask, but when the sun goes supernova I’ll have the last laugh!