When you cook for someone and they ask what’s in it, just laugh. Laugh and laugh and laugh.
Funny thoughts on laughing
4.27.2011
If someone asks your occupation, say France. If they don’t laugh, whisper, “But I’m sympathetic to the Resistance,” and give a thumbs up.
1.5.2011
I keep a smiley face picture on my wall so if I’m ever having a bad day I’ll see it and remember to laugh at stupid people.
2.19.2010
I’m not riding your coattails, I’m pointing at them and laughing.
10.14.2009
Some people like clean jokes, but I don’t think cleanliness is a laughing matter.
9.17.2009
People make fun of me for always wearing a welding mask, but when the sun goes supernova I’ll have the last laugh!