Why are French people always telling us, “Say lahvee”? You say lahvee, Frenchie.
Funny thoughts on languages
10.23.2014
To really annoy your Spanish teacher, ask, in all seriousness, “When is Cinco de Mayo this year?”
8.15.2014
If aliens ever come to our planet, I hope they don’t speak Portuguese. I can’t understand even a little Portuguese.
3.25.2014
I think I might develop more meaningful friendships if I stopped pretending to only speak Swedish or at least learned some actual Swedish and moved to Sweden.
8.29.2013
In Spanish, the ending “-ita” means “little”. For example, “carnitas,” which means “little carnival workers”.
5.30.2012
The Korean word for “request” is “poo talk.”
4.13.2012
Shouldn’t anger rhyme with danger?
2.2.2012
A good way to tell people goodbye is to say, “Vaya con fuego!” because they will be really confused when they figure out what you said.
11.22.2011
English has silent letters, like silent e or k, but what it really needs is a silent i so people can’t talk about themselves so much.
8.11.2011
A Japanese guy I work with says, “Bra, bra, bra,” instead of, “Blah, blah, blah.” The funny thing is I think he knows exactly what he’s saying.
