If my name was Joe, I’d go by Sloppy Joe, even though I’m not sloppy. If people asked me why, I’d say, “It’s better than Choppy Joe!” and
Funny thoughts on knives
Extra words can make weapons sound so much cooler:
- ax –> battle ax
- spork –> assault spork
Never bring a knife to a gunfight. Unless you have a gun that shoots knives instead of bullets. Then bring
I keep these items in my car for legitimate reasons: baseball bat – playing ball, knife – dicing vegetables,gun – shooting people.
Doing dishes the other night I noticed we have some Miracle Blade III knives. Ifwhy did they redesign them twice?