Kids’ music should have suggestive lyrics. Stuff like, “Why not go clean your room?” or, “You should be quiet so daddy can sleep.”
Funny thoughts on kids
2.28.2013
Kids who ask for a pony are so spoiled. When I was a child the only pet I ever had was a boring old elephant.
2.13.2013
People who say there aren’t enough hours in the day obviously don’t have kids. It’s nighttime that has too few hours.
11.1.2012
Medical studies have found that sugar does not cause hyperactivity in children. Medical studies are full of crap.
8.23.2012
Sometimes I just want to return to the innocence of childhood when people were judged by things they couldn’t control, like their last name.
What to Do With a Whiny Child
July 25th, 2012Ok Mr. of the Day,
What do you do with a Whiny child?
Help!Sincerely,
Mama Amahama
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5.1.2012
I always tell my kids not to eat leaves. Then I call them in for dinner and serve them salad. Then I’m like, why won’t they eat this?
4.30.2012
We should name kids the same way we named New Mexico: “These are my sons, Kevin and New Kevin.”
4.17.2012
My daughter has had her tooth under her pillow for a week and still nothing from the tooth fairy. I’m not sure I believe anymore.
3.2.2012
They say 99 Red Balloons is a war protest song, but obviously the message is, “Don’t let go of balloons or everyone will die.” Tell your kids.