If you are what you eat, that would explain why so many kids are total boogers.
Funny thoughts on kids
1.9.2015
10.29.2014
9.11.2014
8.6.2014
Why do my kids want bicycles? Why can’t they just ride around the neighborhood in a stolen Chrysler like I always did?
6.26.2014
If I had a kid named Nicholas, I would call for him like the yodeler in those old Ricola commercials: “Neeeecholaaaaaas!”
6.5.2014
If your dog is smarter than my honor student, I hope you’re saving for college.
5.13.2014
Parenting tip: Have realistic expectations. Don’t try to teach your kids multi-variable calculus until they’re at least four years old.
5.2.2014
Do kids who live near volcanoes play the hot lava game?
3.13.2014
My kid told me if you eat a 50-year-old you become 50. I don’t know where she hears this stuff, or why she knows so much more than me.