draw the letter V like a drunk kindergartner.
Funny thoughts on kids
Why dowant bicycles? Why can’t they just ride around the neighborhood in a stolen Chrysler like I always did?
If I had a kid named Nicholas, I would call for him like the yodeler in“Neeeecholaaaaaas!”
Ifis smarter than my honor student, I hope you’re saving for college.
Parenting tip: HaveDon’t try to teach your kids multi-variable calculus until they’re at least four years old.
Do kids who live near volcanoes play
My kid told me if you eat a 50-year-oldI don’t know where she hears this stuff, or why she knows so much more than me.
I love the pitter-patter of little feet, but only if it’s the sound ofmaking chocolate for me.
Climbing trees is more fun when you’re a carefree kid and you don’t have to worry about things like falling orby the FBI.