If you are what you eat, that would explain why so many kids are total boogers.
Funny thoughts on kids
Why dowant bicycles? Why can’t they just ride around the neighborhood in a stolen Chrysler like I always did?
If I had a kid named Nicholas, I would call for him like the yodeler in“Neeeecholaaaaaas!”
Ifis smarter than my honor student, I hope you’re saving for college.
Parenting tip: HaveDon’t try to teach your kids multi-variable calculus until they’re at least four years old.
Do kids who live near volcanoes play
My kid told me if you eat a 50-year-oldI don’t know where she hears this stuff, or why she knows so much more than me.