My kid told me if you eat a 50-year-oldI don’t know where she hears this stuff, or why she knows so much more than me.
Funny thoughts on kids
I love the pitter-patter of little feet, but only if it’s the sound ofmaking chocolate for me.
Climbing trees is more fun when you’re a carefree kid and you don’t have to worry about things like falling orby the FBI.
Confession: As a kid, I couldn’t understand why people in the song Home on the Rangeby the word “seldom”.
That skinny neighbor kid who was taking Karate would’ve beenif I were a thin piece of wood.
Kids’ music should have suggestive lyrics. Stuff like, “Why not go clean your room?” or,so daddy can sleep.”
Kids who ask for a pony are so spoiled. When I was a child the only pet I ever had was a
People who say thereobviously don’t have kids. It’s nighttime that has too few hours.
Medical studies havedoes not cause hyperactivity in children. Medical studies are full of crap.