Climbing trees is more fun when you’re a carefree kid and you don’t have to worry about things like falling orby the FBI.
Funny thoughts on kids
Confession: As a kid, I couldn’t understand why people in the song Home on the Rangeby the word “seldom”.
That skinny neighbor kid who was taking Karate would’ve beenif I were a thin piece of wood.
Kids’ music should have suggestive lyrics. Stuff like, “Why not go clean your room?” or,so daddy can sleep.”
Kids who ask for a pony are so spoiled. When I was a child the only pet I ever had was a
People who say thereobviously don’t have kids. It’s nighttime that has too few hours.
Medical studies havedoes not cause hyperactivity in children. Medical studies are full of crap.
Sometimes I just want to return to the innocence of childhoodby things they couldn’t control, like their last name.
Ok Mr. of the Day,
What do you do with a Whiny child?
I always tell my kids not to eat leaves. Then I call them inand serve them salad. Then I’m like, why won’t they eat this?