Kids’ music should have suggestive lyrics. Stuff like, “Why not go clean your room?” or,so daddy can sleep.”
Funny thoughts on kids
Kids who ask for a pony are so spoiled. When I was a child the only pet I ever had was a
People who say thereobviously don’t have kids. It’s nighttime that has too few hours.
Medical studies havedoes not cause hyperactivity in children. Medical studies are full of crap.
Sometimes I just want to return to the innocence of childhoodby things they couldn’t control, like their last name.
Ok Mr. of the Day,
What do you do with a Whiny child?
I always tell my kids not to eat leaves. Then I call them inand serve them salad. Then I’m like, why won’t they eat this?
We should name kids the same way“These are my sons, Kevin and New Kevin.”
My daughter has hadunder her pillow for a week and still nothing from the tooth fairy. I’m not sure I believe anymore.
They sayis a war protest song, but obviously the message is, “Don’t let go of balloons or everyone will die.” Tell your kids.