If I had a kid named Nicholas, I would call for him like the yodeler in those old Ricola commercials: “Neeeecholaaaaaas!”
Funny thoughts on kids
6.5.2014
If your dog is smarter than my honor student, I hope you’re saving for college.
5.13.2014
Parenting tip: Have realistic expectations. Don’t try to teach your kids multi-variable calculus until they’re at least four years old.
5.2.2014
Do kids who live near volcanoes play the hot lava game?
3.13.2014
My kid told me if you eat a 50-year-old you become 50. I don’t know where she hears this stuff, or why she knows so much more than me.
1.9.2014
I love the pitter-patter of little feet, but only if it’s the sound of Oompa Loompas making chocolate for me.
1.6.2014
Even Batman cries sometimes.
10.1.2013
Climbing trees is more fun when you’re a carefree kid and you don’t have to worry about things like falling or being caught by the FBI.
8.27.2013
Confession: As a kid, I couldn’t understand why people in the song Home on the Range were discouraged by the word “seldom”.
8.13.2013
That skinny neighbor kid who was taking Karate would’ve been much more intimidating if I were a thin piece of wood.
