I won’t believe your government conspiracy theoriesof my house into a black van in the night like all my neighbors were.
Funny thoughts on kidnapping
If I had a talk show, I wouldThen we’ll kidnap Jane Goodall, and at last I will be the chimpanzee lady!
When I was a kid, I wanted to live on clouds. Now that I’m not so naive, I know that would quadruple my odds of
but every once in a while I like to pull out the old typewriter for a bit of nostalgia as I write my ransom notes.
Sometimes the only way to getis a mass kidnapping.