9.20.2011

I’ll bet the best part of being a Supreme Court Justice is when someone asks, “Who are you to judge?” you have a pretty good answer.

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1.27.2010

I hope Judgment Day goes better than my last court date.

10.23.2009

I kill flies with extreme prejudice. I don’t think any bigoted bug deserves to live.