If we would just stop judging and let horses into bowling alleys, maybe they would turn out to be pretty good bowlers.
Funny thoughts on judgment
11.15.2012
“Judge not, lest ye be judged,” I tell people as I eat my bucket of cookie dough.
8.23.2012
Sometimes I just want to return to the innocence of childhood when people were judged by things they couldn’t control, like their last name.
9.20.2011
I’ll bet the best part of being a Supreme Court Justice is when someone asks, “Who are you to judge?” you have a pretty good answer.
1.27.2010
I hope Judgment Day goes better than my last court date.
1.7.2010
Baseball bat use #23: gavel.
10.23.2009
I kill flies with extreme prejudice. I don’t think any bigoted bug deserves to live.