It’s kind of sad when you write a great new joke and then realize you already have one about
Funny thoughts on jokes
I want to write a joke about Larry King, but he’lland then I’ll look like a jerk.
Why do so many jokes start with an animal walking into a bar? That’s so unrealistic. Everyone knows animalsalone.
The problem with making jokes about lawyers is eventually you get sued for slander and you have to hire
Why are comedians expected to be funny all the time? Sometimes I just want tolike nacho vests.
For someone who lives in Idaho, I definitely don’t write enough jokes
I was going saybreakup in 2000 ruined my one good Halloween joke, but apparently they’ve reunited and ruined this joke too.
The secret tois to get the audience headed one way and then penguins!
That awkward moment when someone starts a phrase with,
Comedy is an art
It’s a talent that comes from the heart
then just make up a joke about farts