2.3.2012

That awkward moment when someone starts a phrase with, “That awkward moment…”

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8.12.2011

Comedy is an art
It’s a talent that comes from the heart
But if you make a gaffe
and you can’t get a laugh

then just make up a joke about farts

8.10.2011

As I understand it, when people make whoopee, that whoopee is then used to make whoopee cushions.

4.16.2010

If someone you know has a serious illness, be sensitive: don’t make jokes. And yes, Can’t Stop Playing GoldenEye is a real disease.

4.15.2010

A funny joke would be to replace your toilet paper with a lint roller. When guests complain, say, “What did you do in my washing machine?!”

4.1.2010

This is the most hilarious April Fool’s Day joke ever! Check it out!

10.14.2009

Some people like clean jokes, but I don’t think cleanliness is a laughing matter.