It’s kind of sad when you write a great new joke and then realize you already have one about living in an elevator.
Funny thoughts on jokes
7.8.2013
I want to write a joke about Larry King, but he’ll probably die soon and then I’ll look like a jerk.
5.1.2013
Why do so many jokes start with an animal walking into a bar? That’s so unrealistic. Everyone knows animals prefer to drink alone.
2.7.2013
The problem with making jokes about lawyers is eventually you get sued for slander and you have to hire a lawyer to defend you.
8.16.2012
Why are comedians expected to be funny all the time? Sometimes I just want to talk about serious things, like nacho vests.
6.11.2012
For someone who lives in Idaho, I definitely don’t write enough jokes about potatoes.
4.20.2012
I was going say the Smashing Pumpkins’ breakup in 2000 ruined my one good Halloween joke, but apparently they’ve reunited and ruined this joke too.
4.11.2012
The secret to a good misdirection joke is to get the audience headed one way and then penguins!
2.3.2012
That awkward moment when someone starts a phrase with, “That awkward moment…”
8.12.2011
Comedy is an art
It’s a talent that comes from the heart
But if you make a gaffe
and you can’t get a laugh
then just make up a joke about farts