I was going say the Smashing Pumpkins’ breakup in 2000 ruined my one good Halloween joke, but apparently they’ve reunited and ruined this joke too.
Funny thoughts on jokes
4.11.2012
The secret to a good misdirection joke is to get the audience headed one way and then penguins!
2.3.2012
That awkward moment when someone starts a phrase with, “That awkward moment…”
8.12.2011
Comedy is an art
It’s a talent that comes from the heart
But if you make a gaffe
and you can’t get a laugh
then just make up a joke about farts
8.10.2011
As I understand it, when people make whoopee, that whoopee is then used to make whoopee cushions.
4.16.2010
If someone you know has a serious illness, be sensitive: don’t make jokes. And yes, Can’t Stop Playing GoldenEye is a real disease.
4.15.2010
A funny joke would be to replace your toilet paper with a lint roller. When guests complain, say, “What did you do in my washing machine?!”
4.1.2010
This is the most hilarious April Fool’s Day joke ever! Check it out!
10.14.2009
Some people like clean jokes, but I don’t think cleanliness is a laughing matter.
