Why do so many jokes start with an animal walking into a bar? That’s so unrealistic. Everyone knows animalsalone.
Funny thoughts on jokes
The problem with making jokes about lawyers is eventually you get sued for slander and you have to hire
Why are comedians expected to be funny all the time? Sometimes I just want tolike nacho vests.
For someone who lives in Idaho, I definitely don’t write enough jokes
I was going saybreakup in 2000 ruined my one good Halloween joke, but apparently they’ve reunited and ruined this joke too.
The secret tois to get the audience headed one way and then penguins!
That awkward moment when someone starts a phrase with,
Comedy is an art
It’s a talent that comes from the heart
then just make up a joke about farts
As I understand it, when people make whoopee, that whoopee is then used to make
If someone you know has a serious illness, be sensitive: don’t make jokes. And yes,is a real disease.