Sometimes it pays to have a job.
Funny thoughts on jobs
4.27.2011
If someone asks your occupation, say France. If they don’t laugh, whisper, “But I’m sympathetic to the Resistance,” and give a thumbs up.
2.15.2011
After a failed career in pro fighting, the Karate Kid alternated jobs as a carwash attendant and fence painter.
7.13.2010
My manager chewed me out for not doing my job right. Which is hypocritical, because he obviously botched it when he hired me.
10.19.2009
Do you ever see the word “coworker” and think “cow orker?”
8.10.2009
When you leave a job you should always try leaving a dummy at your desk. If you’re lucky, they’ll keep sending you paychecks.