You should always be nice to the garbage man because he knows
Funny thoughts on jobs
My dream job is to beThe guy never has to shave, eats whatever he wants and only works one day a year.
If we had never invented cars, I’ll bet we wouldn’t have so manyhorse thieves right now. Think about the effects of your actions, people.
do you need to become one those people who dances on the sidewalk holding a “Large Pizza $5.99” sign?
It’s not my job to make everyone happy. That’s
Sometimes it pays
If someone askssay France. If they don’t laugh, whisper, “But I’m sympathetic to the Resistance,” and give a thumbs up.
After a failed career in pro fighting, the Karate Kid alternated jobs as aand fence painter.
My manager chewed me out for not doing my job right. Which is hypocritical, becausewhen he hired me.
No, I said stick-figure salary. We’ll be paying you incash.