3.17.2010

Why do I keep getting asked how many people it takes to screw in a light bulb? For the last time, I DON’T WORK IN FACILITIES MANAGEMENT.

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7.31.2009

Janitors – If you stop rushing me out of the bathroom so you can clean, I’ll stop throwing wet toilet paper at the ceiling.