New product idea: Mustard pre-mixed with ketchup. I’m calling it ketchturd.
Funny thoughts on inventions
1.24.2012
It took man thousands of years to come up with modern central heating, and now we think it’s neat if a home has a fireplace.
11.4.2011
I’ll bet the guy who invented the wheel made a killing on patent licensing.
7.15.2011
There have been a lot of innovative toilet plungers, but the old rubber cup model is still the best for scaling buildings.
11.24.2010
The Bluetooth headset – finally an invention that allows me to talk to myself in public without appearing insane.
2.24.2010
I know the hand sock was invented a long time ago, but I made one with spots for each individual digit. I call it the finger sock.
10.6.2009
I hope they never invent a pill that makes you smaller, because what if you accidentally overdose and someone steps on you?