New food idea: peas on the cob. Still working out the details.
Funny thoughts on inventions
4.17.2013
New product idea: Burger-shaped robot that assists you with everything. Call it Hamburger Helper.
1.8.2013
If we had never invented cars, I’ll bet we wouldn’t have so many out-of-work horse thieves right now. Think about the effects of your actions, people.
11.29.2012
I was really excited about 3D printers until I found out they can’t make cheesecake.
9.26.2012
If you’re burning the candle at both ends maybe you should step into at least the 19th century and buy a light bulb.
3.6.2012
New product idea: Mustard pre-mixed with ketchup. I’m calling it ketchturd.
1.24.2012
It took man thousands of years to come up with modern central heating, and now we think it’s neat if a home has a fireplace.
11.4.2011
I’ll bet the guy who invented the wheel made a killing on patent licensing.
7.15.2011
There have been a lot of innovative toilet plungers, but the old rubber cup model is still the best for scaling buildings.
11.24.2010
The Bluetooth headset – finally an invention that allows me to talk to myself in public without appearing insane.
