1.24.2012

It took man thousands of years to come up with modern central heating, and now we think it’s neat if a home has a fireplace.

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11.4.2011

I’ll bet the guy who invented the wheel made a killing on patent licensing.

7.15.2011

There have been a lot of innovative toilet plungers, but the old rubber cup model is still the best for scaling buildings.

11.24.2010

The Bluetooth headset – finally an invention that allows me to talk to myself in public without appearing insane.

2.24.2010

I know the hand sock was invented a long time ago, but I made one with spots for each individual digit. I call it the finger sock.

10.6.2009

I hope they never invent a pill that makes you smaller, because what if you accidentally overdose and someone steps on you?