If your dog is smarter than my honor student, I hope you’re saving for college.
Funny thoughts on intelligence
8.14.2013
There are enough brainless people for humanity to survive a zombie apocalypse, but then they’d all die when Trader Joe’s ran out of food.
3.21.2013
Didn’t your mother teach you, “If you can’t say something intelligent, don’t say anything at all”?
1.18.2013
I really hate how some people don’t know the difference between lightening and lightning. I hope they all get struck by lightening.
1.4.2013
I think we should levy a tax on people who don’t understand math or basic probability. Oh right, the lottery.
2.17.2012
What’s up with zombies being fast and intelligent in the movies now? According to moms, zombies just sit and stare at the TV all the time.
12.20.2011
Sometimes people call me pea-brained, which seems like a really bad insult because I don’t think peas even have brains.
5.4.2011
If anyone ever questions your genius, let him give short, non-incriminating answers, then banish him back to your underground laboratory.
10.26.2010
Fruit with brains? If it’s true, then yes, grape minds think alike.
12.16.2009
One smart cookie? No thanks. I’ll have three smart cookies. Nom, nom, nom.
