Sometimes people call me pea-brained, which seems like a really bad insult because I don’t think peas even have brains.
5.4.2011
If anyone ever questions your genius, let him give short, non-incriminating answers, then banish him back to your underground laboratory.
12.16.2009
One smart cookie? No thanks. I’ll have three smart cookies. Nom, nom, nom.
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7.27.2009
Some people think I’m handsome, clever, charming, funny and smart. And by some people, I mean my mom. When I was 4.
6.29.2009
To the gal with the “My dog is smarter than your honor student” bumper sticker: Your dog sniffs butts.
