Ifis smarter than my honor student, I hope you’re saving for college.
Funny thoughts on intelligence
There are enoughfor humanity to survive a zombie apocalypse, but then they’d all die when Trader Joe’s ran out of food.
Didn’t your mother teach you, “If youdon’t say anything at all”?
I really hate how some people don’t know the difference between lightening and lightning. I hope they all
I think we should levy a tax on people whoor basic probability. Oh right, the lottery.
being fast and intelligent in the movies now? According to moms, zombies just sit and stare at the TV all the time.
Sometimes people call me pea-brained, which seems like a really bad insult because I don’t think peas
If anyone ever questionslet him give short, non-incriminating answers, then banish him back to your underground laboratory.
If it’s true, then yes, grape minds think alike.
One smart cookie? No thanks. I’ll haveNom, nom, nom.