http://danoftheday.com Funny Random Thought of the Day - Daily Thoughts & Humor Wed, 23 May 2012 20:35:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/insects-outnumber-people/ http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/insects-outnumber-people/#comments Fri, 10 Dec 2010 18:11:30 +0000 Dan of the Day http://danoftheday.com/?p=2042 Insects outnumber people a billion to one, but they still don’t know how to make cheesecake.

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