Here’s human empathy for you: Things die all over our windshields and we’re like, “Man, I just washed this!”
Funny thoughts on insects
6.24.2013
We should stop talking about the fact that cockroaches will survive a nuclear holocaust. It might give them ideas.
10.19.2012
When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are, nothing will happen. Nothing. That’s the last time I trust a talking cricket.
12.10.2010
Insects outnumber people a billion to one, but they still don’t know how to make cheesecake.
10.23.2009
I kill flies with extreme prejudice. I don’t think any bigoted bug deserves to live.
4.22.2009
I want an army of motorcycles, mechanics and ants. Then I’ll take over the world.
