12.10.2010

Insects outnumber people a billion to one, but they still don’t know how to make cheesecake.

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"I Survived Dan of the Day." Text is dark gray and red, scratched/distressed and has medium gray paint splatters.

I Survived Dan of the Day T-Shirt

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Slugs Are Just Homeless Snails T-Shirt

Slugs Are Homeless Snails T-Shirt

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10.23.2009

I kill flies with extreme prejudice. I don’t think any bigoted bug deserves to live.

4.22.2009

I want an army of motorcycles, mechanics and ants. Then I’ll take over the world.