Here’sfor you: Things die all over our windshields and we’re like, “Man, I just washed this!”
Funny thoughts on insects
We should stop talking about the fact that
upon a star, makes no difference who you are, nothing will happen. Nothing. That’s the last time I trust a talking cricket.
outnumber people a billion to one, but they still don’t know how to make cheesecake.
I kill flies with extreme prejudice. I don’t think anydeserves to live.
I want an army of motorcycles, mechanics and ants. Then I’ll take over the world.