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Abandoned Lots

Dan of the Day — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 20:46:00 +0000

When people talk about abandoned lots I never know whether they mean empty land or my psychotic ex-girlfriend.

Talking to Yourself

Dan of the Day — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 20:42:52 +0000

It can be awkward if someone overhears you talking to yourself, but it can be more awkward if you notice and start saying really crazy stuff.

Not Obsessive

Dan of the Day — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:08:53 +0000

I’ve cataloged all my behavior for the past 96 hours and referenced it against psychiatric databases, and I can now definitively say I am not obsessive.

Wrong Feet

Dan of the Day — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 21:01:27 +0000

Sometimes when I’m feeling really wild I wear my socks on the wrong feet on purpose.

Bluetooth Headset

Dan of the Day — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 18:45:50 +0000

The Bluetooth headset – finally an invention that allows me to talk to myself in public without appearing insane.

Mwah Ha Ha!

Dan of the Day — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 14:21:35 +0000

To keep people on their toes, every once in a while mutter under your breath, “No one will ever see it coming, mwah ha ha!”

Going Insane

Dan of the Day — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:24:09 +0000

If it weren’t for the whole straitjacket and padded room thing, I would strongly consider going insane. Those guys get away with murder.

Lost My Mind

Dan of the Day — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:58:11 +0000

I haven’t lost my mind, I just put it away because it can’t handle what’s about to happen.

Mirror Mirror on the Wall

Dan of the Day — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:27:38 +0000

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why am I talking to inanimate objects again?