Dan of the Day » insanity

Not Obsessive

Dan of the Day — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:08:53 +0000

I’ve cataloged all my behavior for the past 96 hours and referenced it against psychiatric databases, and I can now definitively say I am not obsessive.

Wrong Feet

Dan of the Day — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 21:01:27 +0000

Sometimes when I’m feeling really wild I wear my socks on the wrong feet on purpose.

Bluetooth Headset

Dan of the Day — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 18:45:50 +0000

The Bluetooth headset – finally an invention that allows me to talk to myself in public without appearing insane.

Mwah Ha Ha!

Dan of the Day — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 14:21:35 +0000

To keep people on their toes, every once in a while mutter under your breath, “No one will ever see it coming, mwah ha ha!”

Going Insane

Dan of the Day — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:24:09 +0000

If it weren’t for the whole straitjacket and padded room thing, I would strongly consider going insane. Those guys get away with murder.

Lost My Mind

Dan of the Day — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:58:11 +0000

I haven’t lost my mind, I just put it away because it can’t handle what’s about to happen.

Mirror Mirror on the Wall

Dan of the Day — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:27:38 +0000

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why am I talking to inanimate objects again?