Sometimes when I’m feeling really wild I wear my socks on the wrong feet on purpose.
11.24.2010
The Bluetooth headset – finally an invention that allows me to talk to myself in public without appearing insane.
9.14.2010
To keep people on their toes, every once in a while mutter under your breath, “No one will ever see it coming, mwah ha ha!”
7.22.2010
If it weren’t for the whole straitjacket and padded room thing, I would strongly consider going insane. Those guys get away with murder.
3.8.2010
I haven’t lost my mind, I just put it away because it can’t handle what’s about to happen.
