When people talk about abandoned lots I never know whether they mean empty land or my psychotic ex-girlfriend.
Funny thoughts on insanity
3.20.2012
It can be awkward if someone overhears you talking to yourself, but it can be more awkward if you notice and start saying really crazy stuff.
2.10.2012
I’ve cataloged all my behavior for the past 96 hours and referenced it against psychiatric databases, and I can now definitively say I am not obsessive.
12.9.2011
Sometimes when I’m feeling really wild I wear my socks on the wrong feet on purpose.
11.24.2010
The Bluetooth headset – finally an invention that allows me to talk to myself in public without appearing insane.
9.14.2010
To keep people on their toes, every once in a while mutter under your breath, “No one will ever see it coming, mwah ha ha!”
7.22.2010
If it weren’t for the whole straitjacket and padded room thing, I would strongly consider going insane. Those guys get away with murder.
3.8.2010
I haven’t lost my mind, I just put it away because it can’t handle what’s about to happen.
3.3.2010
Mirror, mirror on the wall, why am I talking to inanimate objects again?
