12.9.2011

Sometimes when I’m feeling really wild I wear my socks on the wrong feet on purpose.

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11.24.2010

The Bluetooth headset – finally an invention that allows me to talk to myself in public without appearing insane.

9.14.2010

To keep people on their toes, every once in a while mutter under your breath, “No one will ever see it coming, mwah ha ha!”

7.22.2010

If it weren’t for the whole straitjacket and padded room thing, I would strongly consider going insane. Those guys get away with murder.

3.8.2010

I haven’t lost my mind, I just put it away because it can’t handle what’s about to happen.

3.3.2010

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why am I talking to inanimate objects again?

Snow White Talking to the Mirror