If you want to drive a perfectionisttell them you’ll be sure to cross all the i’s and dot all the t’s.
Funny thoughts on insanity
I am completely sane. Justover there.
There’s nothing crazy about having big dreams. Unless your dream is about whales swimming in the clouds, eating giant bagel pizzas.
I may have lost my grip on reality but I’ll never lose
Sometimes I can’t tell if something is actually funny or I’m justLettuce is funny, right?
When people talk about abandoned lots I never know whether they mean empty land or
It can be awkward if someone overhears you talking to yourself, but it can be more awkward if you notice and start
I’ve cataloged all my behavior for the past 96 hours and referenced it against psychiatric databases, and I can now definitively say
Sometimes when I’mI wear my socks on the wrong feet on purpose.
The– finally an invention that allows me to talk to myself in public without appearing insane.