Instead of giving you the common cold, rhinovirus should turn you into a rhinoceros.
Funny thoughts on illness
6.3.2014
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I’m talking heart disease, here.
6.6.2012
It’s weird how many superheroes got their powers from exposure to radiation. Usually that just causes radiation sickness and cancer.
7.28.2011
When you have a stomach ache, call it a “sto-ma-cha-ché.” No one will know what you’re talking about, but you’ll feel more exotic.
3.24.2011
Don’t take suggestions from sick people – you would be ill-advised to do so.