It’s weird how many superheroes got their powers from exposure to radiation. Usually that just causes radiation sickness and cancer.
Funny thoughts on illness
7.28.2011
When you have a stomach ache, call it a “sto-ma-cha-ché.” No one will know what you’re talking about, but you’ll feel more exotic.
3.24.2011
Don’t take suggestions from sick people – you would be ill-advised to do so.