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	<title>Dan of the Day &#187; ignoring</title>
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		<title>Complain About Not Listening</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 19:54:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[complaining]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ignoring]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inattentiveness]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Feel free to complain about the fact that I don't listen. Just don't expect me to notice you're doing it.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Feel free to complain about <span class="ee_link" id="parks-and-rec-rons-swivel-chair">the fact that I don&#8217;t listen.</span> Just don&#8217;t expect me to notice you&#8217;re doing it.</p>
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		<title>Elephant in the Room</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 17:38:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone ignored the elephant in the room, but I gave him peanuts, because no one likes to be shunned.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone ignored the elephant in the room, <span class="ee_link" id="marx-bros-peanut-stand">but I gave him peanuts,</span> because no one likes to be shunned.</p>
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		<title>Rhetorical Questions</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 14:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, I wasn't ignoring you. I thought those were rhetorical questions.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, I wasn&#8217;t ignoring you. I thought those were rhetorical <span class="ee_link" id="monty-python-questions">questions.</span></p>
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		<title>Ignore It and It Will Go Away</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[car chases]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ignoring]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Ignore it and it will go away.&#8221; Yeah, right. Now I have and they&#8217;re laying road spikes.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Ignore it and it will go away.&#8221; Yeah, right. Now I have <span class="ee_link" id="blues-borthers-yakety-sax">TWENTY cop cars behind me</span> and they&#8217;re laying road spikes.</p>
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		<title>Inattentive to Verbal Requests</title>
		<link>http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/inattentive-to-verbal-requests/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:14:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hearing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hearing damage]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I'm inattentive to verbal requests due to past hearing damage. That, and I don't want to do what you're asking me to do.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m inattentive to verbal requests due to past hearing damage. That, and I don&#8217;t want to do what you&#8217;re asking me to do.</p>
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