10.12.2010

Everyone ignored the elephant in the room, but I gave him peanuts, because no one likes to be shunned.

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2.4.2010

Oh, I wasn’t ignoring you. I thought those were rhetorical questions.

8.21.2009

“Ignore it and it will go away.” Yeah, right. Now I have TWENTY cop cars behind me and they’re laying road spikes.

8.19.2009

I’m inattentive to verbal requests due to past hearing damage. That, and I don’t want to do what you’re asking me to do.