When a cop asks you why you were driving so fast, tell them some idiot was chasing you. Don’t mention that they were the idiot.
Funny thoughts on idiots
3.12.2012
It’s amazing how often people are surprised when a traffic light changes. What did they think was going to happen?
5.19.2010
If you fly past me on the open freeway, and two minutes later I fly past you, it’s because I’m using cruise control, and you’re driving like an idiot.
4.19.2010
You say, “You idiot! Why did you push my new car off a cliff?!” like it’s a bad thing.
7.7.2009
He’s an idiot, but he’s a highly compensated idiot.
Who do you think is a highly paid idiot? Add a comment to let us all know.