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Funny thoughts on idiots
Any day when you get to prove thatis a day worth living.
When a cop asks you why you were driving so fast, tell them some idiot was chasing you. Don’t mention that
It’s amazing how oftenwhen a traffic light changes. What did they think was going to happen?
If you fly past me on the open freeway, and two minutes later I fly past you, it’s because I’m using cruise control, and
You say, “You idiot! Why did you push my new carlike it’s a bad thing.
He’s an idiot, but he’s a highly compensated idiot.
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