5.19.2010

If you fly past me on the open freeway, and two minutes later I fly past you, it’s because I’m using cruise control, and you’re driving like an idiot.

Dan's Funny Shirts

The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

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"I Survived Dan of the Day." Text is dark gray and red, scratched/distressed and has medium gray paint splatters.

I Survived Dan of the Day T-Shirt

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4.19.2010

You say, “You idiot! Why did you push my new car off a cliff?!” like it’s a bad thing.

7.7.2009

He’s an idiot, but he’s a highly compensated idiot.

Who do you think is a highly paid idiot? Add a comment to let us all know.