Most deodorants are technically really reodorants.
Funny thoughts on hygiene
6.6.2013
Why do people think it’s so weird when a guy uses a curling iron? This chest hair ain’t gonna curl itself.
5.21.2013
What is it about hamburgers that makes them such a poor underarm deodorant?
3.25.2013
Just because I’m unemployed doesn’t mean I have time to do pointless things like “get out of bed,” and “shave,” and “take a shower.”
1.17.2013
Some people believe that cheap toilet paper is totally acceptable. Never shake hands with these people.
2.20.2012
Don’t you hate it when you have a hair in your mouth, and you realize it’s growing on your tongue, and that’s gross, and you should never tell anyone?
Save Our Freedoms!
January 18th, 2012
5.10.2011
The signs were all over my ransacked home: shave gel, waxes, conditioners and creams. I’d been hit by, I’d been struck by, a smooth criminal.
2.3.2011
Super maxi pads are the ones that don’t have wings but can fly anyway.
11.8.2010
I bought something called “tampons” because I want to feel confident and worry free. These instructions make no sense.
