Mostare technically really reodorants.
Funny thoughts on hygiene
Why do people think it’s so weird when a guy uses a curling iron?ain’t gonna curl itself.
What is itthat makes them such a poor underarm deodorant?
Just because I’m unemployedto do pointless things like “get out of bed,” and “shave,” and “take a shower.”
Some people believe that cheap toilet paper is totally acceptable.with these people.
Don’t you hate it when you have a hair in your mouth, and you realize it’s growing on your tongue, and that’s gross, and
The signs were all over my ransacked home: shave gel, waxes,and creams. I’d been hit by, I’d been struck by, a smooth criminal.
Super maxi pads are the ones that don’t have wings but
I bought something called “tampons” because I want to feelThese instructions make no sense.