Don’t you hate it when you have a hair in your mouth, and you realize it’s growing on your tongue, and that’s gross, and you should never tell anyone?
Funny thoughts on hygiene
Save Our Freedoms!
January 18th, 2012
5.10.2011
The signs were all over my ransacked home: shave gel, waxes, conditioners and creams. I’d been hit by, I’d been struck by, a smooth criminal.
2.3.2011
Super maxi pads are the ones that don’t have wings but can fly anyway.
11.8.2010
I bought something called “tampons” because I want to feel confident and worry free. These instructions make no sense.
9.28.2010
No matter how many times I cut my fingernails, they keep growing back. Anyone else have this problem?