7.8.2011

I go through periods of time where I want to eat and eat and eat until I can’t move. I call these periods “days.”

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1.26.2011

Why did we have to call T-Rex a tyrant? Dude was just hungry.

10.9.2009

I’ll be honest – talk about the food chain makes me really hungry.

I'm at the <em>end</em> of the food chain! (Chains don't have a top.)

I'm at the end of the food chain! (Chains don't have a top.)

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5.28.2009

In geometry, whenever we had to find the area of a circle, pi * radius squared, I would get really hungry for pie. Square pie.