Insects outnumber people a billion to one, but they still don’t know how to make cheesecake.
6.29.2010
Hope for humanity? I lost mine the day I saw a grown man pick his nose and eat it.
9.14.2009
Obscure Medical Fact #2: Pound for pound, humans weigh as much as horses.
6.10.2009
To see whether people are human or not, sometimes I offer them chocolate. If they eat the wrapper, NOT human.
