“Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I will never trust another human being again.” -Cats
Funny thoughts on humans
Terraformming is the theoretical process of makingsuitable for human life. They should try it in Los Angeles.
I think that by now I’vefrom enough boxes to prove forever that I’m not a spam robot.
outnumber people a billion to one, but they still don’t know how to make cheesecake.
the day I saw a grown man pick his nose and eat it.
Obscure Medical Fact #2: Pound for pound, humans weigh as much as horses.
To see whether people are human or not, sometimes I offer them chocolate. If they eat the wrapper, NOT human.