“Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I will never trust another human being again.” -Cats
Funny thoughts on humans
12.2.2014
7.17.2012
Terraformming is the theoretical process of making an inhospitable place suitable for human life. They should try it in Los Angeles.
6.25.2012
I think that by now I’ve typed enough text from enough boxes to prove forever that I’m not a spam robot.
12.10.2010
Insects outnumber people a billion to one, but they still don’t know how to make cheesecake.
6.29.2010
the day I saw a grown man pick his nose and eat it.
9.14.2009
Obscure Medical Fact #2: Pound for pound, humans weigh as much as horses.
6.10.2009
To see whether people are human or not, sometimes I offer them chocolate. If they eat the wrapper, NOT human.