I was at the beach when global warming made the sea rise 3 feet. A few hours later global cooling lowered it, so it’s all good now.
Funny thoughts on how things work
12.9.2010
Many people don’t know what to do at a 4-way stop, so let me explain: 1)Come to a complete stop. 2)Let me go through first.
10.1.2009
Obscure Medical Fact #9: When you see an object, your eyes are actually detecting tiny bits of it that are floating in the air.

