Being raised in a barn is actually a status symbol for a horse.
Funny thoughts on horses
4.9.2014
Have you heard of this new form of torture?
6.7.2013
If horses could talk, they’d probably ask for shoes that don’t have to be nailed to their feet. Some stilettos, maybe.
1.22.2013
If we would just stop judging and let horses into bowling alleys, maybe they would turn out to be pretty good bowlers.
10.24.2012
Water polo is exactly like regular polo except it’s played in a pool, you don’t use mallets and you don’t ride horses.
10.23.2012
You can lead a gift horse to water but you can’t look him in the mouth. Horses have lots of rules.
5.26.2011
Get off your high horse. Now get on your small horse and do some tricks, you circus freak.
9.14.2009
Obscure Medical Fact #2: Pound for pound, humans weigh as much as horses.
