Why do people tell blatant lies? I know you weren’t at the Super Bowl, because I was, and I didn’t see you there.
Funny thoughts on honesty
3.12.2014
If I had been more honest about my laziness I would have named this Dan of the Week.
1.15.2014
Being honest doesn’t mean you have to let everyone know you have cauliflower in your pocket.
2.7.2012
The story about George Washington saying, “I cannot tell a lie,” was all a lie. So you don’t have to be honest anymore.
6.23.2010
Okay, I’ll be honest with you. Ha! Tricked you again!
4.9.2010
Well, you should trust me. Why would I say I wasn’t a convicted felon if I was?
