New book idea: Harry Pottery Barn, aboutoverpriced home decor.
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It’s always hard to decide whether to go home for the holidays or
I wonder if all the other bedroomswhat the master bedroom says.
Sometimes it’s incredibly inconvenient to
Listen, door-to-door salesguy: I’m just not interested in a homethat doesn’t have guided machine guns.
It took man thousands of years to come up with modern central heating, and nowif a home has a fireplace.
Dorothy went back to Kansas by clicking her heels and repeating,I guess she’d never been to Nebraska.
The signs were all over my ransacked home: shave gel, waxes,and creams. I’d been hit by, I’d been struck by, a smooth criminal.
I’m sick and tired of having everything in my home emptiedevery week! Maybe I should move out of this dumpster.
What could befloor, right? Except now all my furniture slides into the middle of the room.