It’s always hard to decide whether to go home for the holidays or
Funny thoughts on home
I wonder if all the other bedroomswhat the master bedroom says.
Sometimes it’s incredibly inconvenient to
Listen, door-to-door salesguy: I’m just not interested in a homethat doesn’t have guided machine guns.
It took man thousands of years to come up with modern central heating, and nowif a home has a fireplace.
Dorothy went back to Kansas by clicking her heels and repeating,I guess she’d never been to Nebraska.
The signs were all over my ransacked home: shave gel, waxes,and creams. I’d been hit by, I’d been struck by, a smooth criminal.
I’m sick and tired of having everything in my home emptiedevery week! Maybe I should move out of this dumpster.
What could befloor, right? Except now all my furniture slides into the middle of the room.
The economy is really getting bad. The other day I saw an empty turtle shell with a “foreclosed” sign taped to the side.
Original image courtesy of Jim Mason, gpnc.org