Listen, door-to-door salesguy: I’m just not interested in a home security system that doesn’t have guided machine guns.
Funny thoughts on home
1.24.2012
It took man thousands of years to come up with modern central heating, and now we think it’s neat if a home has a fireplace.
7.27.2011
Dorothy went back to Kansas by clicking her heels and repeating, “There’s no place like home.” I guess she’d never been to Nebraska.
5.10.2011
The signs were all over my ransacked home: shave gel, waxes, conditioners and creams. I’d been hit by, I’d been struck by, a smooth criminal.
11.18.2010
I’m sick and tired of having everything in my home emptied into a garbage truck every week! Maybe I should move out of this dumpster.
4.28.2010
What could be more fun than a trampoline floor, right? Except now all my furniture slides into the middle of the room.
7.17.2009
The economy is really getting bad. The other day I saw an empty turtle shell with a “foreclosed” sign taped to the side.
Original image courtesy of Jim Mason, gpnc.org