It took man thousands of years to come up with modern central heating, and now we think it’s neat if a home has a fireplace.
7.27.2011
Dorothy went back to Kansas by clicking her heels and repeating, “There’s no place like home.” I guess she’d never been to Nebraska.
5.10.2011
The signs were all over my ransacked home: shave gel, waxes, conditioners and creams. I’d been hit by, I’d been struck by, a smooth criminal.
11.18.2010
I’m sick and tired of having everything in my home emptied into a garbage truck every week! Maybe I should move out of this dumpster.
4.28.2010
What could be more fun than a trampoline floor, right? Except now all my furniture slides into the middle of the room.
