1.24.2012

It took man thousands of years to come up with modern central heating, and now we think it’s neat if a home has a fireplace.

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7.27.2011

Dorothy went back to Kansas by clicking her heels and repeating, “There’s no place like home.” I guess she’d never been to Nebraska.

5.10.2011

The signs were all over my ransacked home: shave gel, waxes, conditioners and creams. I’d been hit by, I’d been struck by, a smooth criminal.

11.18.2010

I’m sick and tired of having everything in my home emptied into a garbage truck every week! Maybe I should move out of this dumpster.

4.28.2010

What could be more fun than a trampoline floor, right? Except now all my furniture slides into the middle of the room.

7.17.2009

The economy is really getting bad. The other day I saw an empty turtle shell with a “foreclosed” sign taped to the side.

Foreclosed Turtle Shell
Original image courtesy of Jim Mason, gpnc.org