Dan of the Day » holidays

Deviled Eggs

Dan of the Day — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:03:52 +0000

Isn’t it a little sacrilegious to eat deviled eggs on Easter?

Leap Day

Dan of the Day — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 21:28:17 +0000

Today is Leap Day. I tried to get my annoying coworker to leap off a tall building, but she’s hopping around the office instead. Some holiday this is.

New Year’s Resolution

Dan of the Day — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 20:03:42 +0000

My New Year’s resolution is to not make any New Year’s resolutions. And now that I’ve broken it, I’m all done with resolutions this year.

Christmas Cheer

Dan of the Day — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 20:28:14 +0000

To everyone who says I don’t know anything about Christmas cheer, how about this one? Santa, Santa, he’s our man. If he can’t do it, no one can!

Cinco de Mayo

Dan of the Day — Thu, 05 May 2011 20:44:07 +0000

Myth: Cinco de Mayo is Mexican Independence Day. Fact: It’s actually the celebration of 5 jars of mayonnaise.

Green Food Coloring

Dan of the Day — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 19:51:04 +0000

Green food coloring is derived from coal tar and crude oil byproducts. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Conversation Hearts and Chalk

Dan of the Day — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 17:38:18 +0000

The difference between conversation hearts and chalk is that you can actually say something meaningful with chalk. Also, chalk tastes better.

Chinese New Year

Dan of the Day — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 17:35:55 +0000

China: 1.3 billion people celebrating New Year’s a month late.

Labor Day

Dan of the Day — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:27:30 +0000

Pregnant women of America, give birth! That’s what Labor Day is all about!

Tell Your Father

Dan of the Day — Fri, 21 May 2010 15:34:48 +0000

This Father’s Day, remember what Luke told his father in Cloud City on Bespin.