1.3.2012

My New Year’s resolution is to not make any New Year’s resolutions. And now that I’ve broken it, I’m all done with resolutions this year.

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12.15.2011

To everyone who says I don’t know anything about Christmas cheer, how about this one? Santa, Santa, he’s our man. If he can’t do it, no one can!

5.5.2011

Myth: Cinco de Mayo is Mexican Independence Day. Fact: It’s actually the celebration of 5 jars of mayonnaise.

3.17.2011

Green food coloring is derived from coal tar and crude oil byproducts. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

2.14.2011

The difference between conversation hearts and chalk is that you can actually say something meaningful with chalk. Also, chalk tastes better.

2.4.2011

China: 1.3 billion people celebrating New Year’s a month late.

9.6.2010

Pregnant women of America, give birth! That’s what Labor Day is all about!

5.21.2010

This Father’s Day, remember what Luke told his father in Cloud City on Bespin.

4.1.2010

This is the most hilarious April Fool’s Day joke ever! Check it out!

11.26.2009

There’s a chemical in turkey that makes me want to watch college football.