The great thing about Halloween is that you can put a graveyard in front of your house and everyone thinks it’s a decoration.
Funny thoughts on holidays
9.20.2013
I’ll bet real pirates are glad when Talk Like a Pirate Day is over so they don’t have to hear any more bad accents.
6.11.2013
For some reason shark week is a lot more popular than hamster week.
3.6.2013
My dream job is to be Santa Claus. The guy never has to shave, eats whatever he wants and only works one day a year.
12.18.2012
I hope we get lots of carolers this year because I’ve been making so much figgy pudding.
12.12.2012
I thought of doing something special for 12/12/12, but I didn’t do anything for 11/11/11 or 10/10/10. Maybe next year.
11.19.2012
Remember, remember the something November.
4.9.2012
Isn’t it a little sacrilegious to eat deviled eggs on Easter?
2.29.2012
Today is Leap Day. I tried to get my annoying coworker to leap off a tall building, but she’s hopping around the office instead. Some holiday this is.
1.3.2012
My New Year’s resolution is to not make any New Year’s resolutions. And now that I’ve broken it, I’m all done with resolutions this year.