The great thing about Halloween is that you can putin front of your house and everyone thinks it’s a decoration.
Funny thoughts on holidays
I’ll bet real pirates are glad when Talk Like a Pirate Day is over so they don’t have to hear any more
For some reason shark week is a lot more popular thanweek.
My dream job is to beThe guy never has to shave, eats whatever he wants and only works one day a year.
I hope we get lots of carolers this year because I’ve been making so much
I thought of doingfor 12/12/12, but I didn’t do anything for 11/11/11 or 10/10/10. Maybe next year.
Isn’t itto eat deviled eggs on Easter?
I tried to get my annoying coworker to leap off a tall building, but she’s hopping around the office instead. Some holiday this is.
My New Year’s resolution is to not make any New Year’s resolutions. And now that I’ve broken it,with resolutions this year.