My New Year’s resolution is to not make any New Year’s resolutions. And now that I’ve broken it, I’m all done with resolutions this year.
12.15.2011
To everyone who says I don’t know anything about Christmas cheer, how about this one? Santa, Santa, he’s our man. If he can’t do it, no one can!
5.5.2011
Myth: Cinco de Mayo is Mexican Independence Day. Fact: It’s actually the celebration of 5 jars of mayonnaise.
3.17.2011
Green food coloring is derived from coal tar and crude oil byproducts. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
2.14.2011
The difference between conversation hearts and chalk is that you can actually say something meaningful with chalk. Also, chalk tastes better.
5.21.2010
This Father’s Day, remember what Luke told his father in Cloud City on Bespin.
11.26.2009
There’s a chemical in turkey that makes me want to watch college football.
