Isn’t it a little sacrilegious to eat deviled eggs on Easter?
Funny thoughts on holidays
2.29.2012
Today is Leap Day. I tried to get my annoying coworker to leap off a tall building, but she’s hopping around the office instead. Some holiday this is.
1.3.2012
My New Year’s resolution is to not make any New Year’s resolutions. And now that I’ve broken it, I’m all done with resolutions this year.
12.15.2011
To everyone who says I don’t know anything about Christmas cheer, how about this one? Santa, Santa, he’s our man. If he can’t do it, no one can!
5.5.2011
Myth: Cinco de Mayo is Mexican Independence Day. Fact: It’s actually the celebration of 5 jars of mayonnaise.
3.17.2011
Green food coloring is derived from coal tar and crude oil byproducts. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
2.14.2011
The difference between conversation hearts and chalk is that you can actually say something meaningful with chalk. Also, chalk tastes better.
2.4.2011
China: 1.3 billion people celebrating New Year’s a month late.
9.6.2010
Pregnant women of America, give birth! That’s what Labor Day is all about!
5.21.2010
This Father’s Day, remember what Luke told his father in Cloud City on Bespin.