To really annoy, ask, in all seriousness, “When is Cinco de Mayo this year?”
Funny thoughts on holidays
It’s always hard to decide whether to go home for the holidays or
If you ever saw Rudolph’s nose, you would even sayBut if you’ve never seen it, I guess you can say whatever you want.
The great thing about Halloween is that you can putin front of your house and everyone thinks it’s a decoration.
I’ll bet real pirates are glad when Talk Like a Pirate Day is over so they don’t have to hear any more
For some reason shark week is a lot more popular thanweek.
My dream job is to beThe guy never has to shave, eats whatever he wants and only works one day a year.
I hope we get lots of carolers this year because I’ve been making so much
I thought of doingfor 12/12/12, but I didn’t do anything for 11/11/11 or 10/10/10. Maybe next year.