Cut them to death, hang stuff on their limbs, put them in your front rooms as undead totems and call them Tannenbaum.
(Yes, resurrecting an oldie on this one. But the image is new!)
Funny thoughts on holidays
10.31.2014
The nice thing about Halloween is you can convince people that all the cobwebs around your porch are actually a decoration.
10.23.2014
To really annoy your Spanish teacher, ask, in all seriousness, “When is Cinco de Mayo this year?”
12.18.2013
It’s always hard to decide whether to go home for the holidays or stay with Harry at Hogwarts.
12.6.2013
If you ever saw Rudolph’s nose, you would even say it glows. But if you’ve never seen it, I guess you can say whatever you want.
10.22.2013
The great thing about Halloween is that you can put a graveyard in front of your house and everyone thinks it’s a decoration.
9.20.2013
I’ll bet real pirates are glad when Talk Like a Pirate Day is over so they don’t have to hear any more bad accents.
6.11.2013
For some reason shark week is a lot more popular than hamster week.
3.6.2013
My dream job is to be Santa Claus. The guy never has to shave, eats whatever he wants and only works one day a year.
12.18.2012
I hope we get lots of carolers this year because I’ve been making so much figgy pudding.
