My dream job is to beThe guy never has to shave, eats whatever he wants and only works one day a year.
Funny thoughts on holidays
I hope we get lots of carolers this year because I’ve been making so much
I thought of doingfor 12/12/12, but I didn’t do anything for 11/11/11 or 10/10/10. Maybe next year.
Isn’t itto eat deviled eggs on Easter?
I tried to get my annoying coworker to leap off a tall building, but she’s hopping around the office instead. Some holiday this is.
My New Year’s resolution is to not make any New Year’s resolutions. And now that I’ve broken it,with resolutions this year.
To everyone who says Ihow about this one? Santa, Santa, he’s our man. If he can’t do it, no one can!
Myth: Cinco de Mayo is Mexican Independence Day. Fact: It’s actually the celebration of 5
Green food coloring is derived from coal tar and crude oil byproducts.