My dream job is to be Santa Claus. The guy never has to shave, eats whatever he wants and only works one day a year.
Funny thoughts on holidays
12.18.2012
I hope we get lots of carolers this year because I’ve been making so much figgy pudding.
12.12.2012
I thought of doing something special for 12/12/12, but I didn’t do anything for 11/11/11 or 10/10/10. Maybe next year.
11.19.2012
Remember, remember the something November.
4.9.2012
Isn’t it a little sacrilegious to eat deviled eggs on Easter?
2.29.2012
Today is Leap Day. I tried to get my annoying coworker to leap off a tall building, but she’s hopping around the office instead. Some holiday this is.
1.3.2012
My New Year’s resolution is to not make any New Year’s resolutions. And now that I’ve broken it, I’m all done with resolutions this year.
12.15.2011
To everyone who says I don’t know anything about Christmas cheer, how about this one? Santa, Santa, he’s our man. If he can’t do it, no one can!
5.5.2011
Myth: Cinco de Mayo is Mexican Independence Day. Fact: It’s actually the celebration of 5 jars of mayonnaise.
3.17.2011
Green food coloring is derived from coal tar and crude oil byproducts. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!