11.6.2009

There are A types of people in the world: Those who understand hex, those who don’t, those who pretend to, those who think it’s a dirty word, those who say it’s witchcraft, those who think it’s part of DNA, those who think it’s where the devil lives, those who can perform the Bat-Bogey Hex, those who like Tex-Mex, and those who vex T-Rex by working on their pecs and flex while eating Chex and getting in wrecks because they’re rubber necks.

Dan's Funny Shirts

The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
Mullets are hot (because I light them on fire) t-shirt

Mullets Are Hot T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
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