Dan of the Day » hell

Confuse the Hell Out of You

Dan of the Day — Mon, 07 May 2012 19:21:27 +0000

If everything confuses the hell out of you, do you eventually become some kind of angel?

Dan of the Day — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 20:21:47 +0000

There’s a special place in hell reserved for bad travel agents.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 17:12:48 +0000

If there’s a stairway to heaven, I’ll bet there’s an escalator to hell.

Dan of the Day — Tue, 11 May 2010 17:13:53 +0000

I’ll bet Satan is tired of having people come to him after they die and saying, “What the hell?”

Dan of the Day — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 14:40:41 +0000

The problem with Hell is that some say it’s really hot and some say it’s really cold, so do you take a coat or not?

Dan of the Day — Thu, 14 May 2009 17:34:18 +0000

I’m still trying to decide whether bacon’s powers come from heaven or hell.