There’s a special place in hell reserved for bad travel agents.
9.29.2010
If there’s a stairway to heaven, I’ll bet there’s an escalator to hell.
5.11.2010
I’ll bet Satan is tired of having people come to him after they die and saying, “What the hell?”
4.13.2010
The problem with Hell is that some say it’s really hot and some say it’s really cold, so do you take a coat or not?
5.14.2009
I’m still trying to decide whether bacon’s powers come from heaven or hell.








