I’m still trying to find Sam Hill. I need to figure out what in Sam Hill is going on in my life.
Funny thoughts on hell
7.31.2013
Hell is illuminated by fluorescent lighting.
9.20.2012
When someone says, “I’ll see you in hell!” set a date and a time to meet them there but then don’t show up.
5.7.2012
If everything confuses the hell out of you, do you eventually become some kind of angel?
4.19.2011
There’s a special place in hell reserved for bad travel agents.
9.29.2010
If there’s a stairway to heaven, I’ll bet there’s an escalator to hell.
5.11.2010
I’ll bet Satan is tired of having people come to him after they die and saying, “What the hell?”
4.13.2010
The problem with Hell is that some say it’s really hot and some say it’s really cold, so do you take a coat or not?
5.14.2009
I’m still trying to decide whether bacon’s powers come from heaven or hell.