, nutrients and natural bacteria: the new superfood is bull crap.
Funny thoughts on health
Need more blessings in your life?around other people more often.
How can I tell if this isI know he smokes, but he also tried to take a bite out of my arm. Yellow light?
call it a “sto-ma-cha-ché.” No one will know what you’re talking about, but you’ll feel more exotic.
I don’t know about long-term health benefits, but dark chocolate has done wonders forover the years.
Partially-hydrogenatedHydrogenated oils aren’t quite as bad. Androgenated oils? Well, it’s hard to tell.
Buying a meal at a gas station is like buying a burial plot at a landfill – you really
I don’t say, “Bless you,”but if they forget to cover their mouth I give a polite, “Curse you.”
I thought I hadon the back of my neck, but it turns out it was just a cyst. Lame.