New book idea: Harry Pottery Barn, about magically overpriced home decor.
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Funny thoughts on Harry Potter
7.23.2014
Dirigible plums should float away when you throw them at someone’s face, right? Because maybe those were regular plums.
12.18.2013
It’s always hard to decide whether to go home for the holidays or stay with Harry at Hogwarts.
4.25.2013
If you’re ever asked to explain a gap in your employment history, just say you spent those months hunting for Horcruxes.
3.4.2013
In Harry Potter they can grow back bones, heal deadly wounds and reverse a coma, but apparently nothing can be done for bad eyesight.
7.30.2012
It isn’t fair that the UK gets to host the Olympics. Didn’t they just have the Quidditch World Cup?
6.25.2009
I knew a family who were wizards from the Harry Potter world. But the son would eat raw onions, so maybe they were just weird.
