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Dirigible plums should float away when you throw them at someone’s face, right? Because maybe those were
It’s always hard to decide whether to go home for the holidays or
If you’re ever asked to explain a gap in your employment history, just say youfor Horcruxes.
Inthey can grow back bones, heal deadly wounds and reverse a coma, but apparently nothing can be done for bad eyesight.
It isn’t fair that the UK gets to host the Olympics. Didn’t they just have theWorld Cup?
I knew a family who were wizards from the Harry Potter world. But the son would eat raw onions, so maybe they were just weird.