It’s a magical time in life when you finally realize that the only way to be truly happy is to kill everyone who makes you unhappy.
Funny thoughts on happiness
1.23.2012
The word “serendipity” sounds like “sarin dippity.” A person being dipped into a vat of nerve agent doesn’t sound so serendipitous.
1.18.2011
Let’s be honest: The “warm fuzzies” everyone talks about are really just Tribbles.
7.20.2010
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world.