1.23.2012

The word “serendipity” sounds like “sarin dippity.” A person being dipped into a vat of nerve agent doesn’t sound so serendipitous.

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The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

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1.18.2011

Let’s be honest: The “warm fuzzies” everyone talks about are really just Tribbles.

7.20.2010

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world.